The School Newspaper of Galt High School
October 23, 2011
Filed under Student Life
Dear Bully:
Hi, you don’t know me personally, but don’t worry because I’m here to help you. I understand that being a bully is very simple and gives you a satisfying taste to your polished ego and stature, and because you refuse to put any effort into anything school- related, being a bully comes naturally to you. I also understand that you believe that your rude, insulting, and disrespectful comments are funny, smart, and creative – when in reality – they are just idiotic, meaningless, and improbable. It has also come to my attention that you believe because you have more companions than I that this makes me absolute compared to you, when – in reality – all it does is just make your friend list number bigger than mine on your Facebook account. Well, it seems you have a lot of problems, so this means we have a lot to help you fix.
Let’s start off small, shall we? First, I want you to understand and appreciate hard-working people before you mindlessly insult them. Oh, and I would really love it if you would stop spreading those rumors about me; it’s really ruining my school reputation that you have already tarnished. Another thing we need to fix with you is your violence. Yes, I am well aware that you have big muscles, but as a result you’ve seemed to have closed a door in your brain that allows you to learn and grow as normal human being and, because of this, your intelligences level falls far short of average. And, because your brain isn’t fully developed, you lack what I call “self-control.” Oh, on a side note, fighting doesn’t solve any of your problems, and if you really believe that it does, then I’m just wasting my time. Another thing I want you to do is ask yourself: “What have I done today?” This is a question people like me tend to ask ourselves everyday to see if we have made the best out of our time in productivity. So, all I want you to do is just follow these four easy steps and I’ll write you back in a week or so to see how you’re doing. However, If you choose not to follow these steps that I have presented, then I only ask one thing from you: Please leave us alone because those of us who have great potential, plan on making this world a better place, and people like you are getting in the way and slowing us down. — Jedi Knight
October 30th, 2011 at 1:43 pm
Well done, Javier! I love this letter!
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